Segway swats!

Segway swats!

When people come to mug you…bust out your shark.Cause guns are for pussies.

When people come to mug you…bust out your shark.Cause guns are for pussies.

The office just got 1000000000x cooler

The office just got 1000000000x cooler

Now you’re fucking cooking with Elephant Biatch!

Now you’re fucking cooking with Elephant Biatch!

There it goes…

There it goes…

Its metaphorical.Your childhood is just like this drawing.An awesome piece of shitsandwhich.

Its metaphorical.Your childhood is just like this drawing.An awesome piece of shitsandwhich.

NOT FUNNY
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?
Lindsey: vaccuums
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Lindsey: black holes
Jack: Hey, you know what just isn’t cool?
Lindsey: lava?
 
^This shit should NOT be tagged under funny.
Awesome…I know

Awesome…I know